Confusing English

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
13 . If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
Ahaa I insist to respond to thirtieth point.. Im not browsing/reading this during working hour okay.. we sensei are not that free to online during 7am - 2 pm.

I wish i could 4give u

I feel like burning that bloody motorcycle..
dari tadi lagi (almost 2 hours ago)aku dengar insan kurang prihatin nih me mress2 enjin moto dia..mcm dia sowang je la kan yg ada moto dlm kampung nih..

masalah nya ini dah malam..
u x blaja ke konsep bunyi yg akan jelas kedengaran pada waktu malam..
kot ye pown nak test enjin moto gi la bawak jauh2 kat ujung kampung tu

by all means i really cant see any reason why u should do it here..
here..dkat kawasan yg ada owang duduk nih...

ufffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku lepas tension kat sini..
its better than aku menjerit..
suara ini perlu di save kan bila perlu
untuk esok
lusa
after lusa
after after lusa,,,

emm..cool kak cool
heh

4:13-17

Gossip boy???
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Awal minggu nih ake dikejutkan dengan 1 berita x baik.
Ada students badmouthing me.. cakap psl menda xx plak tu.
N I never expect that to come from those pupils.
2 ari aku asyik terpikir pasal perkara tu.
Skang aku dah neutral..malas nak amik pot sgt.

Next!

Pemantauan
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Owh who likes to be observed? especially by the superior..
Tapi sometimes it good rite.. it give people the pressure.. manusia akan bergerak bila ada pressure (tak tau la org lain..tp aku, iye!)..
Aku yg bbaru ni pressure menyiapkan 8 fail2 SBOA (ujian lisan or School Based Oral Assessment) akhirnya boleh menarik nafas dgn lega bila pentaksir tu selamat memantau fail2 aku..
Skang baru la meja ku tak semak dengan timbunan fail..


Next!

TV as sleeping tool?
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Bagi aku skang tv adalah 1 alat yg leh membantu aku utk tido..
Yaa.. the moving object / peoples in tv really help me to doze off
Aku dah jadi mcm org tua2 yg tertido bila tgk tv..hehe

Balik kampung
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Bz nya aku..
Rasa mcm dah lama x balik kampung menjengah keluarga
Memandangkan Sabtu nih aku x de apa2 kegiatan so boleh la pulang ke desa esok

My Other Blog - unexpectedly significant..

2day, my colleague and I have been talking about my friendster's blog..which has been neglected for quite a long time..

erk..mmg dah lama gila x jengah umah tu..

so tadik dgn semangat yg berkobar2 aku bukak blog tuh, & dgn semangat berkobar2 gak utk 'meranapkannya'.. Ingat nak delete dah..

tp semangat aku takat berkobar-kobar je..bukan semangat waja..
coz bila baca2, terimbas balik memori yg aku dah terlupa..
memori masa praktikum dulu..
cancel la dgn delete. aku sayang memori itu..

aku mmg dah stop update blog tu..mmg x nak update dah pown..tp somehow x sampai ati nak delete..
So let it be..

http://sapphire-flat.blog.friendster.com